Brand Management Industries is the global consumer brands company that owns and runs most everything in Shadybrook. Anything you touch, taste, drink, smell, listen to, use or think about is probably made by us!
...BELOW IS A LIST OF SOME BRANDS THAT BRAND MANAGEMENT IS EXTREMELY PROUD OF...
The tobacco everyone loves. It is grown like cabbage in Shadybrook, and with the special growth ingredients it can supply families all their tobacco needs. Comes in a tin for chew or easy rolling.
DR. OPPENHEIMER'S JELLY
The only grape jelly Fortified with Atoms®! Brought to you proudly from former H-bomb testing grounds converted to farmland and 100% safe for agriculture!
LADY SARDINIA'S SWEET SARDINES
Honey glazed sweet sardines. Is it candy? or is it fish? A little of both packs two funs in one!
BIG BULLDOG RADIO DINNERS
If you are tired of eating TV dinners while listening to the radio, Big Bulldog is for you! These dinners treat while you eat. Sing along to disguise your tooting!
No one's really quite sure what BLOT! is... soda, milk, fruit drink, moonshine? A closely guarded recipe is BLOT's secret to success. If it's not BLOT!... it's not.
A popular soda. The name is from the sound your stomach makes after swigging down a bottle.
LIL' TEMPER PEDAL CARS
A popular brand that makes pedal car versions of popular automobiles, although the price is almost as much! Slogan: "Watch That Temper!"
KNOCKOUT BABY TRANQUILIZERS
Take two and you will sleep like a baby. Brand of tranquilizers that is also the sponsor for "Hot Rod". He loves the brand because of the logo, because well, heck he wants to look tough.
Popular brand of cigarettes, and also the sponsor of Brenda's rocket car. It's a big friendly smoke, just as the image suggests.
REGION TOILET TISSUE
This is the most popular brand of toilet tissue in all of Shadybrook. The company also makes a cheaper paper, "Greater Region."
Hide your toot with a toot from the toilet trumpet. Entertain yourself while you disguise unwanted bathroom noises. Slogan: "Silence isn't always golden!"
T.R.U.C. makes Tires, Radios, Underwear and Creamed Corn. This company exists to meet a farmer's every need. Slogan: "Now That's A Happy Farmer!".
...AND SO MANY MORE! IN THE WORLD OF SHADYBROOK THE LIST NEVER ENDS!!!
BLUBBER DUCK MAYONNAISE
CORN EAR RECORDS
FLYING PIG PETROL
GALLOPING ANNIES THUNDERPUNCH
GRANNY PUMMEL'S PIES
HELP ME HANNAH
KIND KIMBERLY ASPIRIN
MOXIE'S PRUNE THINNER
MR. VEGETABLE GARDEN AND TERMITE MOUND
POWDER PACKER MAGAZINE
QUICK NICK OIL TREATMENT
BRANDS NOT TO BUY
SCREEMIN' EAGLE PITCH'N PUCK
THREE THIRSTY PILGRIMS WHISKEY
TNT BUG BLASTER
WHITE WORM WHISKEY