Brand Management Industries is the global consumer brands company that owns and runs most everything in Shadybrook. Anything you touch, taste, drink, smell, listen to, use or think about is probably made by us!

...BELOW IS A LIST OF SOME BRANDS THAT BRAND MANAGEMENT IS EXTREMELY PROUD OF...

BALL OF JOCCO

The tobacco everyone loves. It is grown like cabbage in Shadybrook, and with the special growth ingredients it can supply families all their tobacco needs. Comes in a tin for chew or easy rolling. 

DR. OPPENHEIMER'S JELLY

The only grape jelly Fortified with Atoms®! Brought to you proudly from former H-bomb testing grounds converted to farmland and 100% safe for agriculture!

LADY SARDINIA'S SWEET SARDINES

Honey glazed sweet sardines. Is it candy? or is it fish? A little of both packs two funs in one!

BIG BULLDOG RADIO DINNERS

If you are tired of eating TV dinners while listening to the radio, Big Bulldog is for you! These dinners treat while you eat. Sing along to disguise your tooting!

BLOT!

No one's really quite sure what BLOT! is... soda, milk, fruit drink, moonshine? A closely guarded recipe is BLOT's secret to success. If it's not BLOT!... it's not.

GARPH

A popular soda. The name is from the sound your stomach makes after swigging down a bottle. 

LIL' TEMPER PEDAL CARS

A popular brand that makes pedal car versions of popular automobiles, although the price is almost as much! Slogan: "Watch That Temper!"

KNOCKOUT BABY TRANQUILIZERS

Take two and you will sleep like a baby. Brand of tranquilizers that is also the sponsor for "Hot Rod". He loves the brand because of the logo, because well, heck he wants to look tough. 

MANATEE CIGARETTES

Popular brand of cigarettes, and also the sponsor of Brenda's rocket car. It's a big friendly smoke, just as the image suggests.

REGION TOILET TISSUE

This is the most popular brand of toilet tissue in all of Shadybrook. The company also makes a cheaper paper, "Greater Region."

TOILET TRUMPET

Hide your toot with a toot from the toilet trumpet. Entertain yourself while you disguise unwanted bathroom noises. Slogan: "Silence isn't always golden!" 

T.R.U.C.

T.R.U.C. makes Tires, Radios, Underwear and Creamed Corn. This company exists to meet a farmer's every need. Slogan: "Now That's A Happy Farmer!".

...AND SO MANY MORE!  IN THE WORLD OF SHADYBROOK THE LIST NEVER ENDS!!!

BLUBBER DUCK MAYONNAISE

BUG S.T.R.I.P

BUNGEE WITCH

BUSTER HUCKS

CORN EAR RECORDS

FLYING PIG PETROL

GALLOPING ANNIES THUNDERPUNCH

GRANNY PUMMEL'S PIES
GRILLIMANJARO
HELP ME HANNAH

HEY JUDGE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GRAMPY'S BUTTERSCOTCH

HEARTBREAK HOTEL

KIND KIMBERLY ASPIRIN

KITCHEN NASTY

MOXIE'S PRUNE THINNER

MR. USHER

MR. VEGETABLE GARDEN AND TERMITE MOUND

OIL KNOCKER

POWDER PACKER MAGAZINE

QUICK NICK OIL TREATMENT

SAUER MAUT

 

 

 

 

 

BRANDS NOT TO BUY

SCREEMIN' EAGLE PITCH'N PUCK

SPIZZO FIZZ

THREE THIRSTY PILGRIMS WHISKEY

THROTTLE POPS

TNT BUG BLASTER

TURBO BUDDY

WHITE WORM WHISKEY

 

 

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